SUPER QUOTES

Regular naps prevent old age ... especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband!
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without ... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
You can't buy love ... but you pay heavily for it.
True friends stab you in the front.
Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing more than the habits of resting before you get tired.
My wife and I always compromises. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
Ladies first, pretty ladies sooner.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he stills ends up with the same boss.
Real friends are the ones who survives transitions between address books.
Saving is the best thing, especially when your parents have done it for you.
Wise men talk because they have something to say, fools talk because they have to say something.
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

Quotes

I found the following quotes very interesting. I did not verify their authenticity, though.

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." -- Albert Einstein

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life." -- Frank Zappa

Physiotherapist

Physio was an intelligent boy. After doing a physiotherapy course abroad for 3 years, he returned home and set up a clinic in his hometown.

He asked a designer to make a new name plate to be hung on the wall outside the clinic. The next morning, when he went to his clinic, he was pleased to find that the name plate was already put up. But he was greatly annoyed by the wordings on the plate : TUKANG URUT. He went to the designer and took him to task.

"How can you insult my profession? 'Tukang Urut' means masseur in Malay. I am a physiotherapist and not a masseur! Make sure you change the name right now! And see that the word is spelt correctly!" Physio said angrily.

The designer apologized and promised to make the changes immediately. Without further delay, he proceeded to change the name but found that the word "physiotherapist' was too long. So he broke it up into three words to make it easier to read.

The next morning, Physio hit the roof when he saw the new name. On the name plate were written : PHYSIO THE RAPIST.